We're now fewer than 50 people away from having 10,000 people view our blog (see counter part of the way down the right side of the page). Sarah and I have been preparing for this event for a long time, and in honor of this special occasion we will be sending the 10,000th viewer a large can of 10,000 toenails.
We may not be aware of who the 10,000th viewer is, so just leave us a comment and identify yourself. We will quickly ship you your prize.
3 comments:
dang. i wasn't the 10,000th visitor. guess i don't win the toenails. although, i was doing some math... either:
1. you got some help
2. your toenails grow real fast
3. or this is a delayed prize
3 people x 10 toes = 30 possible toenails per clipping. 10,000 divided by 30 = 333.333 clipping sessions. If you clipped once per month, then that would be 333.333 months, or 27.78 years. Or, probably safe to round up to 30 years; it's likely to say a couple would get lost (or eaten) along the way.
ha!! wow, it's much too late. i should head to bed.
this reminds me though, i think it's time to clip mine!
Actually, my entire extended family has been saving toenails for about a decade. We just weren't sure what to do with them, but now that such a momentous event will take place, it was obvious where they should go.
"We've been waiting for this for a long time"...Y'all are funny! :)
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